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Do you think that your favorite actors ever look back on their careers and are shocked to remember the especially-terrible movies that they chose to be in? Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 2 (Paul Giamatti is like, “I was in Big Momma’s House? What is wrong with me?”) Well, that sorta describes Emily’s (Shay Mitchell) life of late, as she slowly remembers “that night.” In other words, “that night” is her own personal Big Momma’s House — that is, something that she wishes had never, ever happened.Saying that Holden (and his silly fight club) was an Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 2 essential part of last season is like saying that Luxembourg is an essential part of Europe. And yet we saw a return of the guy with the bad heart and the great hair. In fact, Holden possibly saw Emily on “that night,” as his hand stamp matches one that Em remembers seeing on someone at Sputnik’s diner, which is oh-so-conveniently located at the exact Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 2 corner where her jacket was dropped off for the church..And somehow — despite the debacle of last week's hat party — Emily has managed to keep her job at the coffee place? Looks like there's such a thing as miracles after all! Wherein Hanna Realizes Why You Shouldn’t Go To Dances With Your Friend’s BoyfriendThis week, we learned that Hanna is basically like King Midas, except that instead of turning things into gold, she can turn people into corpses (or near-corpses), as happened when Hanna planted that fake note on Garrett’s (Yani Gellman) mom. Come to think of it, Hanna would probably have preferred to turn Garrett’s mom into gold (or at least a Birken bag?).Does Hanna have a thing for Toby (Keegan Allen)? We wouldn’t have thought so, but she sure didn’t waste time when bringing up his name as the guy who would take her to the dance. And can you think of anything in history that was more awkward than that slow-dance between Hanna and Toby? We sure can’t! This week, Detective Wilden was as irritating as ever, accusing Hanna of helping out Garrett Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 2(as if!) and also seeming to be willing to play dirty when it comes to breaking up Ms. Marin and her new boyfriend, Goober Ted. And by the way, the movie Ted would be a lot less interesting if, instead of being about a perverted teddy bear, it was about an associate pastor who throws parties in the rec room. (Mark Wahlberg would surely not be friends with that Ted.) Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 2 Why do people never find good things in sock drawers? People always find creepy things in them, like Aria (Lucy Hale) finding that Ziploc baggie of cash in Ezra’s (Ian Harding) sock drawer. No one is ever like, “I saw what you were hiding in your sock drawer,” and the other person is like, Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 1 “Oh, no — you found the photo of that puppy I was going to getyou? Sir Barks-A-Lot was supposed to be a surprise!”
However, we’re not sure which Boardwalk Empire Season 3 Episode 1 was creepier — knowing that Ezra was hiding a huge amount of cash from Aria, or having to watch him pose for those ridiculously lame photos that Aria was snapping. Like, why on earth would he agree to take a photo with a newspaper in his mouth? Maybe he really is planning to buy Aria a puppy, and carrying the paper in his mouth was his subtle hint to her Doctor Who Season 7 Episode 3 about it?Wherein Spencer Should Know That You Never Say No to Watching a Ryan Gosling Movie So apparently “April Rose” is actually the name of an antique store and not the name of a stripper, as we were thinking it might be. (C’mon — “April Rose” is a total stripper name! And she would probably dance to Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” Watch Resident Evil Retribution Online right?) Too bad the charm bracelet contained Ali’s blood and someone else’s blood, but not Garrett’s, meaning he goes free.Most of the parents on this show could be described as “tough yet loving” — except, of course, for Spencer’s (Troian Bellisario) parents, whom we would describe as “creepy yet extra-creepy.” Spencer’s dad was even stalking Jason (Drew Van Acker) and Spencer from his car, as Jason and Spencer spoke for the first time about the N.A.T. club. Come to think of it, cars are used for only three reasons in Rosewood: 1.) Stalking people; 2.) Making out; and 3.) Watch Resident Evil Retribution Online Running people over. (And no, “transportation” is not one of the reasons to use a car in Rosewood.) So we now know what “April Rose” is — or do we? When Spencer was searching for “April Rose, PA,” on her computer, we see that one of the results is an OBGYN that’s located there.